Kids say Funny things, part 2

The other day while we were at the mall, I had to stop by the cell phone place to make some changes.  While in there, we got to talking about Teagan going to Kindergarten.  I asked Teagan what they were going to do with her in kindergarten (I was referring to her being full of trouble) and she said, "Probly make me eat things I don't like."  Which would be about everything that isn't deep fat fried or covered in some sort of sugar or chocolate so she may just be right about that!  The other day, I went upstairs to take a nap (naturally) and when I came down, Teagan had eaten ALL the marshmallows out of the box of Lucky Charms--ALL OF THEM!!  She left behind the cereal part, of course.  Goof ball!!

Today I picked her and Piper up at Preschool and the teachers were laughing when I walked up and I asked what was so funny.  Teagan had made me a Mother's Day card at school today and the teachers put some questions in the card and had the kids answer them.  She said that I am 30 feet tall, weigh 1000 pounds (YES, 1000!) and my favorite food is carrots-NOT!, I drink pop and like to watch the news so she did get a couple of questions right.  Too Cute!!  I'm wondering if Piper is going to do that.  Last year, Teagan said I was 23 yrs old!!  I liked that card--I should frame it!!

Tonight I got Piper out of the tub and I helped her put on her panties and nighty and her panties had NO design on them, plain white.  She said, "why don't dese have anysing on dem?"  I said, " I don't know, they're just plain."  She said, " They look like jail panties."  I'm not exactly sure how she knows what jail panties look like but she has been OBSESSED with jail the last few months.