Quotes of the Day...

Today, I was telling Teagan that if she looked over there, she could see it raining in the distance.  She, of course, said "How do you know?"  I, of course, said, "Because I'm smart."  She said, "Did you learn that in Smart School?"  And I said, "Yes."  And she said she wanted to go to smart school.  Sometimes I tell my kids that it was on the "Mommy Test".  If you truly had to take a test to be a Mom, there would be a LOT LESS kids running around!!

Teagan says, "Do you want to see my eyelash blink?"  I said, "Sure."  So she tips her head down a little and blinks her eyes kind of fast and then she says, "That's what girls do when a boy says he loves her."  Shane says, "OK, don't do that until you're about 30."  Teagan, of course, says, "No."  I said, "Who taught you that?"  "I learned all by myself".  She probably snuck (is that a word?) out and went to "smart school".

A little later, I was cleaning up SHANE and TEAGAN'S macaroni mess on the stove (Teagan spilled the cheese all over the stove while she and Shane were cooking) and I was complaining about it while Piper and I cleaned it up.  (by the way, Shane was at work while this transpired) Piper said, "Daddy needs to clean it up."  I said "Yeah, tell daddy that or Mommy will have a cow."  Teagan said, "What's having a cow?  A pooping fit?"  Yeah, Teagee, that's it.  Silly girl.  Enough for now...-AS