Me: Piper, can you let the dog it?
Piper: Yeah...
Me: PIPER, Can you let the dog in?
P: Oh yeah-Forgot. If I go to jail, he'll miss me.
Me: Yeah and so will I. Are you gonna go to jail?
P: No, I'm just saying, he'll miss me if I go to jail.
Me: Do you WANT to go to jail?
P: No.
Me: He'll also miss you if you go on vacation.
P: Yeah.
Were does a four year old get this stuff?? This past summer she was telling me about the underwear people wear in jail. I think Shane or I put on white underwear or something and she said they looked like jail underwear. She's been obsessed with this topic for a while now. Is this how criminals start out?? Oh Lord, PLEASE HELP ME!!
Update: Now she told me that when it's supper time and police are still working, they have to eat supper at jail. But, she continued, Dad doesn't do that because he likes to eat supper at home. Alrighty then, Pipes. Seriously, we may need the SUPER NANNY!!
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