Piper picked out a new career for me

Today on the way to taking Piper to preschool, she said, "Mom, why aren't you a policeman?  I mean police girl?"  

I said, "Oh, I don't know.  Because that's a hard job." 

She said, "All you have to do is drive around and arrest people."

Deep down, I wanted to say, "Are  you stinkin" CRAZY??  People are NUTS out there and I'm SCARED of them!!"  But I didn't say anything.

She said, "I know what you should do if the police is chasing you and you have a red light."

I said, "What's that Piper?  What should I do?"

"You should stop and then when it turns green, you can go."

I said, "I'll get in trouble if I go when they want me to stop so they can talk to me.  I might even have to go to jail."

"And get a ticket?", she said.

I said, "Yeah, probably a ticket and have to go to jail."

Why is this chick so OBSESSED with Police officers and Jail??  I don't get it!!  I try not to feed into it too much but it just won't die!!  Any advice is needed!!  Enough for now...-AS